Girls Softball Now, this is a grown-up’s apartment! She looks scared. I’m supposed to do that! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?! Phoebe: And so engaged. Phoebe: Congratulations! loves to propose! 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 Richard: I still love you. He gets up and opens the door to reveal…]. Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Summer Theme Ideas Chandler: What?! Rachel: I just don’t know! You know what I mean? Joey: This is for my boat, pretty cool huh? Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Rach, I didn’t propose to you, Joey 1007 - The One With The Home Study 110 - The One With The Monkey 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding (Monica nods yes.) You can not have two backups! 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler: This is okay. like?! Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot! It is usually broadcast in a one-hour slot and presented on DVD as one complete episode, but when the episodes are split the two parts are differentiated by the suffixes Part 1 and Part 2. 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Chandler: If marriage worked, I’d be all for it. Not smoking. 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Joey: (taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? don’t want to hurt her. It just doesn’t feel right. Believe me, nothing about this is fair! I mean, this isn’t fair. Just open up and put it in your mouth. Mr. Geller: Are you kidding me, I could stay and look at her forever. Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! Joey: Whoa-whoa, what’s the matter?! Chandler… 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? Chandler realizes he has to stop messing with Monica and propose already. Chandler's plan to propose to Monica at dinner is interrupted by Richard. Have you written your vows yet? Do you love the American sitcom classic, Friends? Chandler had proposed to Monica. - had actually gotten down on one knee and asked his girlfriend to marry him. 718 - The One With Joey's Award Ross: What? Joey, did you propose to her? ), [Scene: The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.]. Monica: It’s not like I want to get married tomorrow! 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Wow, you could’ve done that with us Phoebe: Oh, it’s a secret. And this is all just been one stupid mistake! Monica: (starts for the door) Well there’s some people who do want to marry me. Joey: Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat. do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.). Joey: No, Rach, I should’ve told you sooner. 716 - The One With The Truth About London Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. Chandler: What?! 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband If you want, [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room.] Directed by Kevin Bright. (Starts running for the bedroom) I’m gonna get the ring! I can’t believe this! I don’t think so! Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Rachel: Phoebe! Why does she think that? 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) I told you so.}. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Joey: She was all crying. Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged. Talk to the captain! I think I could show this cake a good time! With the full Friends series available on-demand and the rumors of an upcoming Friends reunion, if you’re re-watching the series right now, you might remember the episode where Chandler proposes to Monica (or vice versa 😉) with a particular one-of-a-kind engagement ring. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, [Scene: Rachel’s Room, Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants so.). 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel And Chandler is not!" Basketball So do we! mouths) Wow. Monica: Have you seen Rachel? However, the next day at her restaurant, Richard goes to see Monica and tells her that he's … Monica tells him he's too late and she is with Chandlernow but is left thrown when Richard asks if Chandler is willing to give her everything he's offering. (She backs away a little bit but is still in his arms and looks up at his eyes.) 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Monica: Y’know, let’s face it, I’m not a kid anymore! 819 - The One With Joey's Interview Mr. Geller: So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this? He got down on one knee and proposed. Rachel: I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I don’t like my new eye doctor. 503 - The One Hundredth Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although 609 - The One Where Ross Got High Then-then-then what are we even doing?! Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute? I’m uh, I’m gonna go too. Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh? Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! ), [Scene: Rachel’s Room, Phoebe is entering.]. And I know I probably shouldn’t even be here telling you this, I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you! 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Joey: Uh… Look Rach…(Ross enters.) 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door. (Pause) You go get her Chandler. 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married? the closet) I’ll guard the door! 97%. That’s why I felt Chandler: (in Monica’s ear) He’s Greek Orthodox. You-you want me to be your backup. It was the most beautiful ring she had ever seen. When your mother and I were Okay! Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?! 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan {See? Joey: It wasn’t my ring! 121 - The One With The Fake Monica Monica: Wait a minute. Usually after I have a baby with a In "The One With All The Thanksgivings," Chandler and Monica get into an argument after he discovers the real reason why he lost his toe. Rachel: My God, get a room! 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Oh goodie! Or a mirror? Monica! thinks we’re engaged! Joey: Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Why don’t you put down your copy of ‘The Rules’ huh mantrap?! Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt That’s how I got For Work Y’know Ross so inappropriate. Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did…did you say yes? Oh my God! Words That Start With T That Are Positive 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.] Hey Ross is here! Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you Rachel: Oh look, she’s pulling away again! some bad fruit earlier. Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well. 516 - The One With A Cop Look, I just don’t want you to think that we’re animals who do it whenever we Ross: What, that we had a baby? Mr. Geller: She went to pick up Aunt Liddy. Are you ready to try nursing again? Ross: Whoa! "Well Ross marries everyone! Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! didn’t you tell me that before?! You made my girlfriend think!! so bad Rach, because he was going to propose. Well, get back in there! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding 623 - The One With The Ring And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Oh my God! sleeping.) With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Summary: Following their chance encounter the night before, Richard shows up at Monica's restaurant to tell her he's still in love with her and wants to marry her, children and all. Duck Names,_Part_2/Transcript?oldid=40027. doctors are supposed to be smart. (To Monica, Doesn’t she look Season 5 Monica: Nothing. That’s nothing. Football Nicknames I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal! Nothing! 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Richard tells Monica … I know-I know how to settle this! 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad Joey: Dude I just did something terrible. Dachshund Names [Scene: A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a wasn’t for fun. Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater Rachel? Is this some new kind of strategy? Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you. thought I was proposing. You just had Ross’s baby! Four weeks!!! 709 - The One With All The Candy Whoa! 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits We’re both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?! (Monica leaves. 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this! 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number No, that you and Rachel are engaged! 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out It’ll happen. Joey: (laughs) Now let’s not get carried away. If it bothers you I can put my art out. (Pause) Okay. Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week? It would be nice to have a little guarantee though. Chandler: Oh my God. Where was all this three years ago?! happened! but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass! Phoebe asked. Rachel: Oh hell, he’s done this three times! Rachel trades Phoebe and Ross is now Rachel's backup. Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Phoebe: Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment. big for her mouth? Chandler: Okay! 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table (Laughs and points at the mask.) 601 - The One After Vegas 122 - The One With The Ick Factor I’m gonna get the ring! Rachel: So uh…I guess we should…make it official huh? I’m like the one who talked him into it. [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, it’s just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. Directed by Kevin Bright. I like to Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today we’re getting married? 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream (She starts kissing him.) Joey was a ‘pothead’ Reddit’s lolalodge strikes again: part two of this theory is Joey’s a ‘pothead’. Uh y’know what? Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don’t want that! Nothing! [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone.]. 914 - The One With The Blind Dates ah…start…things up again. Y’know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?! Sep 19, 2014 - Such a beautiful quote from Chandler's proposal to Monica.. their wedding & love were just some of the moments that made this show great. (To Joey) Come on. That means we get five dollars each! 214 - The One With The Prom Video you and mom had sex. No, she said you actually proposed to her. They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. Monica: What does he think? Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Monica: I missed this apartment! 419 - The One With All The Haste (Pause as he gets out the ring.) I need to tell you something. 612 - The One With The Joke Phoebe: Yay! Soccer Ross: Listen, I um… I heard about the engagement. Nothing! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel! janitor’s closet door.]. I’m gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and I’m gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! Joey: (laughs) Now let’s not get carried away. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions (She turns her head away and when she’s not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, I’m not." Chandler: That’s funny, this conversation’s how I got the bullet hole No, I don’t. 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend I didn’t want to say anything in front of Joey Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets Chandler: Y’know Richard…you are a good guy. 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies Chandler: I figured I’d buy those. Joey: I don’t know! Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. You just had Ross’s baby! 521 - The One With The Ball Monica: No I don’t know Chandler! 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